10 Must-Know Gooning Techniques for Maximum Brain Drain

Gooning isn’t just about stroking—it’s about surrendering to pleasure so completely that your mind melts into a euphoric, trance-like state. It’s about losing control, letting time slip away, and diving deeper into pure bliss. But if you want to maximize your goon potential, you need the right techniques to push yourself beyond the edge.

Here are 10 must-know gooning techniques to take your sessions to the next level.


1. The Slow Burn

Instead of going full speed, take it slow. Glide your hand up and down with soft, teasing strokes, letting your sensitivity build. The slower you go, the deeper the pleasure sinks in. This technique prolongs the session and keeps you in the goon zone longer.


2. Edging Overload

Edging is the cornerstone of gooning. Bring yourself right to the edge of orgasm, then stop. Let the frustration build, then start again. Repeat over and over, training your body to crave the sensation without release. Each time you pull back, your brain melts further into pleasure.


3. Gooning Hypnosis

Want to go deeper? Use hypnosis. Hypno files, looped mantras, or ASMR can pull you into a completely mindless state. Try listening to a brain-draining goon loop while stroking, repeating phrases that sink deep into your subconscious, like:

  • “Stroke, edge, obey.”
  • “Mind empty, cock full.”
  • “Just a dumb, mindless gooner.”

The more you repeat, the more you sink into pure, submissive pleasure.


4. The No-Hand Challenge

Ever tried grinding instead of stroking? Press against a pillow, toy, or bed and let your hips do the work. This technique removes control from your hands, making it feel more automatic, more desperate—like your body is completely addicted to pleasure.


5. Lube-Soaked Gooning

Using extra lube changes everything. A warm, slick, dripping wet stroke makes every touch feel hypnotic and intense. Experiment with different lubes (silicone-based for longer sessions, water-based for easy cleanup) to see what sends you deeper into goon space.


6. The Overstim Goon

Use a vibrator, massager, or stroker toy to overstimulate yourself. Instead of stopping when it gets too intense, keep going, keep stroking, keep feeling. This method short-circuits your brain, making you twitch, drool, and shake as your mind fades into pleasure.


7. The Mirror Trick

Stare at yourself in a mirror while stroking. Watch your mouth hanging open, eyes rolling back, body shuddering. Seeing yourself transformed into a pleasure-addicted gooner reinforces the trance and makes it even harder to stop.


8. Mindless Stroking Loops

Put on a porn loop, GIF, or hypno video and stroke to the rhythm. The repetition locks you in, making each cycle more hypnotic. Before you know it, you’re stuck in an endless loop of pleasure, unable to break free.


9. The Goon Breathing Method

Breathe deep and slow while stroking. Inhale through your nose, hold for a second, then moan out your exhale. This technique relaxes your body while heightening every stroke, helping you go even deeper into goon bliss.


10. The Hands-Free Edge

Can you edge without touching yourself? Train your body by using only mental stimulation—watching, listening, fantasizing—until your body responds on its own. The more you practice, the more your brain melts into pure, helpless pleasure.


Ready to Goon Like a Pro?

With these 10 techniques, you can push yourself further than ever before, training your body and mind to sink into total, mind-draining goon bliss.

Which one will you try first? 😈

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