How to Goon Steps 1 through 10
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Commit to privacy & time
Block out 1β4+ hours where you absolutely will not be interrupted. Lock the door, turn off notifications, tell people you’re “busy”. Gooning half-assed with constant anxiety kills it.
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Build your goon cave / setup
Dim lights or use red/blue LED strips, comfortable position (bed, gaming chair, pillows everywhere), lube within reach, towels, water bottle, maybe poppers if that’s your thing. Headphones mandatory for most people.
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Choose your fuel (porn / audio / whatever)
Curate tabs, playlists, goon folders, specific creators, hypnosis files, loops, etc. Many people use multiple screens or a dedicated “goon station” setup. The material should be extremely stimulating to you β not generic.
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Warm-up phase (get hard & horny, no edging yet)
Start slow β light stroking, teasing, breathing deeply. Get fully erect and leaking but stay far from the edge. Goal: build arousal slowly over 10β30 minutes without any stop-start yet.
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Enter edging rhythm
Now start proper edging: stroke until you’re right on the brink (that “I’m about to cum” feeling), then completely stop or switch to very slow feather touches / breathing / kegels to back off. Repeat 10β50+ times. This is the core mechanic.
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Find & ride your plateau
After enough edges you can often stay in a “sweet spot” where you’re throbbing/leaking constantly but not quite tipping over. Slow, shallow strokes, focus on the frenulum/head, or switch hands/styles. This is where the “goon face” usually appears and thoughts start melting.
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Deepen the trance (mindset & techniques)
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Go full “dumb dumb” mode: open mouth, roll eyes back, let drool happen, make dumb noises
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Repeat mantras (“I’m a gooner”, “keep edging”, etc.)
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Sync breathing to strokes
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Use nipple play, prostate stimulation, ball tugging, etc. to spread sensation
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Some use very light weed/poppers/popy to amplify the floaty feeling (use responsibly)
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Avoid/ruin if you want to extend
If you accidentally pass the point of no return: either ruin the orgasm (stop touching right as it starts so you dribble without full pleasure) or do a “ruined + keep going” reset. Many experienced gooners can edge through a ruined and stay hard.
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Multi-hour maintenance
Once you’re truly gooned (brain feels empty, time disappears, you’re basically humping air and moaning), you can sometimes stay in that zone for 2β8+ hours with only micro-pauses for lube/water/piss breaks. Switch porn every 20β60 min to prevent desensitization.
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Decide when (if) to finish
Most people eventually either:
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pass out / fall asleep still edging
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get too sore/tired and stop without cumming
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finally allow a massive “goon nut” after hours (often described as one of the strongest orgasms possible)
Aftercare: hydrate, clean up, maybe eat something. Brain can feel foggy/hungover the next day after very long sessions.
Quick safety notes:
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Don’t go so long you get skin abrasions, dehydration, or lose circulation
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If you feel dizzy/lightheaded/pain β stop immediately
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Edging for many hours repeatedly can temporarily lowe