How to Goon Steps 1 through 10

  1. Commit to privacy & time
    Block out 1–4+ hours where you absolutely will not be interrupted. Lock the door, turn off notifications, tell people you’re “busy”. Gooning half-assed with constant anxiety kills it.

  2. Build your goon cave / setup
    Dim lights or use red/blue LED strips, comfortable position (bed, gaming chair, pillows everywhere), lube within reach, towels, water bottle, maybe poppers if that’s your thing. Headphones mandatory for most people.

  3. Choose your fuel (porn / audio / whatever)
    Curate tabs, playlists, goon folders, specific creators, hypnosis files, loops, etc. Many people use multiple screens or a dedicated “goon station” setup. The material should be extremely stimulating to you β€” not generic.

  4. Warm-up phase (get hard & horny, no edging yet)
    Start slow β€” light stroking, teasing, breathing deeply. Get fully erect and leaking but stay far from the edge. Goal: build arousal slowly over 10–30 minutes without any stop-start yet.

  5. Enter edging rhythm
    Now start proper edging: stroke until you’re right on the brink (that “I’m about to cum” feeling), then completely stop or switch to very slow feather touches / breathing / kegels to back off. Repeat 10–50+ times. This is the core mechanic.

  6. Find & ride your plateau
    After enough edges you can often stay in a “sweet spot” where you’re throbbing/leaking constantly but not quite tipping over. Slow, shallow strokes, focus on the frenulum/head, or switch hands/styles. This is where the “goon face” usually appears and thoughts start melting.

  7. Deepen the trance (mindset & techniques)

    • Go full “dumb dumb” mode: open mouth, roll eyes back, let drool happen, make dumb noises

    • Repeat mantras (“I’m a gooner”, “keep edging”, etc.)

    • Sync breathing to strokes

    • Use nipple play, prostate stimulation, ball tugging, etc. to spread sensation

    • Some use very light weed/poppers/popy to amplify the floaty feeling (use responsibly)

  8. Avoid/ruin if you want to extend
    If you accidentally pass the point of no return: either ruin the orgasm (stop touching right as it starts so you dribble without full pleasure) or do a “ruined + keep going” reset. Many experienced gooners can edge through a ruined and stay hard.

  9. Multi-hour maintenance
    Once you’re truly gooned (brain feels empty, time disappears, you’re basically humping air and moaning), you can sometimes stay in that zone for 2–8+ hours with only micro-pauses for lube/water/piss breaks. Switch porn every 20–60 min to prevent desensitization.

  10. Decide when (if) to finish
    Most people eventually either:

  • pass out / fall asleep still edging

  • get too sore/tired and stop without cumming

  • finally allow a massive “goon nut” after hours (often described as one of the strongest orgasms possible)
    Aftercare: hydrate, clean up, maybe eat something. Brain can feel foggy/hungover the next day after very long sessions.

Quick safety notes:

  • Don’t go so long you get skin abrasions, dehydration, or lose circulation

  • If you feel dizzy/lightheaded/pain β€” stop immediately

  • Edging for many hours repeatedly can temporarily lowe

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